Between me and Husband, while eating dinner:
Husband: You know why they call these Navy beans, right?
Me: It isn’t because they serve them in the Navy.
Husband: Yes, it is. It’s the only bean they serve.
Me: Are you meaning to tell me that, any time you were out to see, you ONLY ate white beans.
Husband: no, Sometime we had other beans. Red beans, pintos, black beans… But they’re all called navy beans when they’re served in the navy.
Me: That is completely untrue.
Husband: it’s just like Navy blue is what they call black.
Me: Navy blue is a color. It’s a dark, dark blue.
Husband: No, the “blue” uniform we wear are actually black. Therefore, navy blue IS black.
Me: That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.
